“Caster, the triangle is on the move!” Reading one BalanceMaster round as a broadcast script
One BalanceMaster round written as a sports broadcast script: countdown, dragging the triangle, stacking combos, the final alignment grace and a Nice Save, with real rules in commentary notes.
BalanceMaster Game Over: 7 Ways You Lose When the Animals Never Fall
In BalanceMaster there is only one way to lose: the timer ends and you can't level the plank during the grace period. Seven mistakes behind it, from dragging the wrong way to giving up mid-round, with fixes and real screens.
BalanceMaster Level 1 vs Level 500: Is It the Same Game? Timer 15 s to 8.5 s, Plank 90% to 52%
BalanceMaster level 1 and level 500 side by side, from the source numbers: the 15 second timer becomes 8.5, the 3.00 second final-alignment grace becomes 1.55, the plank narrows from 90% to 52% of the screen, and weather and heavy animal pairs pile on.…
BalanceMaster Weather and Special Modes — Rain, Snow, Lightning and 20 Modes, Measured
Weather and special modes start at level 11 in BalanceMaster. Rain bumps the fulcrum only while your hand is off, snow is worth one frame, wind is 0.015°/s, and lightning struck 12 times in 40. Of 20 special modes, 11 are noticeable and 9 do nothing. I…
BalanceMaster Surprise Events: Jumps, Sky Drops and NICE SAVE!, Measured in One Second
Keep the plank level for 1.6 seconds and an animal jumps; at half the timer another one drops from the sky. We triggered BalanceMaster's surprise events in the real game and measured how far each one tips the plank, how fast the triangle must move, why a…
BalanceMaster Lever Physics — Balance Point, Plank Width and Grace Time, Measured in the Real Game
BalanceMaster is a lever problem solved with one triangle. This story measures the balance point 0.93×(R−L)÷(R+L), how fast the plank tips when the fulcrum is 1% of the screen off, how the plank narrows from 90% to 52% between Level 1 and 301, and how…
BalanceMaster Items — Score Multiplication, the Price of One Ad and Why 200 Coins Are Worth 0 Points
One BalanceMaster round is 150 points × combo 18 = 2,700. 5Booster makes it 4,800 (+78%), Freeze 3,300 (+22%), and 200 bonus coins were worth 0 points. Four items, a 5-minute pass from one ad and nine missions, run in the real game and written up as a…
BalanceMaster Animal Mass — The kg on Screen Is for Show: 32 Hidden Masses and Measured Tilt Speeds
In BalanceMaster, the kg above an animal's head has nothing to do with the plank. The 180 kg turtle has a mass of 0.3, the 12 kg gorilla 3.5. I put the pairs that fool the screen on the plank and measured the tilt, found that fulcrum-0 speed is mass…
BalanceMaster Complete Guide — Triangle Controls, Lever Math, 32 Animals, Combos, Weather and Items
In BalanceMaster you drag a triangle fulcrum left and right to level a plank with a baby animal on each end. This guide covers the ±4° clear rule and finger controls, the balance-point formula (move toward the heavy side), the hidden masses of 32 animals…